I'm Lux, a twenty-year-old college student who enjoys history, sarcasm, intelligence and a quick wit. I am a future doctorate candidate for history al la World War II and writer. My biggest weaknesses include expensive alcohol and attractive, dashing young men dressed in 1940s military garb.
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Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!
@4 months ago with 3 notes
It’s like killing a unicorn…with a bomb.
@4 months ago
Dale: I’m here to save my best friend…I’ve got an idea! Rub your wrists against my belt buckle!
Dale: I’m gonna save you, man!
Saul: Yeah! Yeah!
Dale: Let me save you!
fuckyeahjamesfranco:pibbplusredvines:
Dale: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-…
Saul: Aw, man… Talk radio?
Dale: Yes, talk radio.
Saul: So boring, man. The car just committed suicide.
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!
