theycallmeprongsie:renne:wrongsideofthegarden:imthetindog:

Eugene Jackson was 20 years old. He lied about his age when he joined the Army at 16. His family, I’m sure, got a telegram saying he died a hero on a mission that would help win the war. In reality, he died on a stretcher in a dank basement in Hagenau, crying out in agony as his friends looked on helplessly. Just another casualty in a war that was supposed to be all but over.

Band of Brothers, Pt. 8 - The Last Patrol (2001)

“I heard reports about a redheaded eskimo.”

Too much free time.

darlingfred:

m1, i want one

If you ever come to Florida, I will let you shoot mine and pretend jab with its bayonet.

darlingfred:

I WANT TO GO THERE

BUT MALARKEY CAN’T COOK WORTH SHIT, HE’S IRISH.